Oh fuck off.

Big Brother's back, and that's not a good thing. For the millions of people out there who actually enjoy watching the program it's a good thing, but for me it definately isn't. It's fucking stupid, I hate reality TV shows so much, I don't mind them, but nothing aggrovates me more than Big Brother, seriously. First of all, I watch TV, a lot, and the majority of the time when my televisions on, it's on Channel 4, or E4, it won't be anymore though. You know why? 'cause Big Brother's back, yup, this is the primary reason I hate Big Brother, it takes up precious air time and program slots. No more lunch time Scrubs, or Gilmore Girls (yeah, I watch Gilmore Girls and actually enjoy it, bite me), it's most likely to be replaced by live streams of BB, fucking great! A shitty program that has audio missing 90% of the time. Oh, and then theres Friday night television, whenever I'm in on a Friday night, I normally leave Channel 4 on in the background, 'cause it has hilarious shows on, but nope, BB's in town, move aside funny shows, let's all gather on the sofa and watch an awful program that ridicules peoples lives and cuts out most parts to make a certain individual look bad, fuck off. Then that's all you read about in the papers, Big Brother, about some person excessively using swear words, generally being a cunt, getting body bits out on camera, who gets on who, and those who tried to escape, but fail, 'cause they don't have the guts and did it for attention, well, whoever goes on BB does it for attention anyway, that, and to have their 15 minutes of fame, I honestly haven't heard of one person recently who's still known and documented due to BB, apart from Chanelle, or whatever that blonde sluts name was, she has a program on TMF or some shit and it's absolutely wank.

They're just a few reasons that I hate this horrible excuse for a television program. Fuck whoever watches it, yeah, fuck you, Mum.