Anything you can do, I can do better, blindfolded

Todays been alright so far, started off with me waking up around 12ish, then Tom asked me to go town with him to buy stuff for Charlottes birthday, which is tomorrow. Tom came to mine while I was playing Siren Blood Curse, he said he'd be way too scared to play this on his own which made me giggled, then he proceeded to roll a spliff.

Arrived in town at about 2pm, after finishing off the remainder of our spliff we popped into Waterstones to get the books we wanted. Kama Sutra for Tom, The Rules of The Game for me. After that we got Toms card for Charlotte and grabbed a hot dog. Bumped into Dan Emery, spoke to him for less than a minute then went our seperate ways.

When I got home Mum wouldn't make me crumpets, so I made my own, humph. After that I got Call of Duty 4 multiplayer working on my PS3 and sat down playing that for god knows how long waiting for my Mum to get ready so we could go to London, finally that time rolled around.

We got there at about 6ish, went straight to Adidas and bought my Stan Smiths, then went into Zara where my Mum spent an hour looking at stuff and I just sat there, tired and bored. When she was through with that we walked around London a little bit, I popped into HMV to see how much Call of Duty: World at War was, £45, thought fuck that, and made our way out. We went to Marks & Spencers then I decided I wanted to go to Game before it closed and said goodbye to Mumsie.

Walked from Bond Street station to Game on Oxford Street, picked up a copy of CoD:WaW pre-owned for £35 and got denied sale, apparently I don't look old enough for a 15 age rated game. She asked for ID, I pulled out my Oyster Card, which before you say anything is a Zip Oyster Card, which you have to be a student to get, and it was a 16+ one, so it says 16+ on the side... still got denied, walked out the shop shaking my head. Walked a few stores down and got to HMV which were closing, the security guard said "you can't come in, we're closed", I took a few steps back and looked at the opening times, held my phone up to him and went "you close at 8.30, its 8.22, I know exactly what I want, I won't be more than two minutes," he looked at his watch and let me in. I proceeded to the game section, looked for CoD:WaW, couldn't find it, because it was hidden away. When I picked it up it said "Special Purchase; 29.99" bargain. They served me without questioning my age aswell. Score.

Then I made my way home. On the bus there were two girls on the top deck that were absolutely stunning, I kept my mouth shut as I'm still so scared to say anything. Downstairs was an emo trio, one was quite attractive, she stared at my bum as I was getting off the bus, I could tell 'cause she maintained eye contact with me as I was walking down the stairs, then when I got off, I turned to give another look, and caught her red handed, I didn't say anything though, obviously.

Outside my house there were about 5 long-legged girls walking somewhere in revealing dresses, they smiled at me and waved, one of them sweetly said "alriiight" to me, I nodded and replied "alright," then turned into my place. I should of stopped them and said "Hey, I need a ladies side on this, who lies more, men or women?" I should of, but I didn't, I so easily could of, but I didn't. I'm such a fucking pussy.

I think I'm gonna go play CoD:WaW for a bit, ciao